The universal principle or ultimate agency by which the order of things is presumably prescribed; the decreed cause of events; time.
Written 21 hrs ago

July 11, 2008

My phone service is back online. WOOOOOOO. Question… IHOP or Denny’s?

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Postcard from Gap

Thank you for meeting with us to discuss career opportunities at Gap. We appreciated the opportunity to get to know you better.

Although your skills and background are quite impressive, we are unable to offer you a position with our company at this time. We will, however, keep your resume on file for six months for possible future consideration.

We value your interest, and hope you will consider employment at Gap in the future. In the meantime, we wish you continued success in all your career endeavors. Thank you again.

-Gap

I was so confident that I’d get hired… but at least they weren’t as gay as Target. One of the Target managers in Boca Park named Toni set up an interview with me at 10AM one day just to tell me they’re not hiring at the moment. Fucking dyke.